The Second Mouse’s Guide to Life

One self-important bastard’s journal of unspeakable righteousness and debatable sanity. (and office plants)

Here's a collection of other random stuff:

 

Things I've said that I hope someone will remember, pass on and attribute to me posthumously.


"Promoting is nothing more than putting up your own money to make sure other people have fun.  The hard part is getting your money back." -sage advice to an upstart local music promoter.

"Music is only half music. The other half is heavy lifting." -when questioned about what promoters actually do.

"“Sex is like lunch. Sure, you could live without it fine, but if it were up to me, I’d have it every day.”  -talking about sex one random day.

"I have found that trusting your happiness to others is like letting friends drive your car. You know they didn't mean to wreck it, but that don't mean shit to your insurance company." -to my friend Alisha in a conversation about personal responsibility

"I have always pictured myself with a trophy wife but apparently you have to win something first." -said to my immortal beloved, Leah.

"She is very nice and such a sweetheart; she's probably gonna end up in some dude's freezer." -commenting on a the lovely Liz.

"Think of it [dating] as looking for a four leaf clover. You don’t sit around waiting for a regular clover to sprout a fourth leaf; you fucking toss it out of your way and keep looking!" -part of a response to a girl who was ranting about how guys don't like fat chicks.

"She was a hangover...the poison's cheap euphoria quit long ago. All that's left is the bitter residue of the sweet toxin and I'm devoid the of precious fluid pissed and sweated out during the binge." -musings on a particularly swell one night stand.

He confused her. With no concrete to stand on, the ethereal provides little foothold for non-believers. He was nothing she could describe. He put her at a loss, being absolutely indefinable. Like subtle texture in a world of broad strokes, she suffered because she could not appreciate the art. She felt the tug and yet lacked the words. She reacted exactly as those who knew him better but could not drag herself over the threshold of understanding and acceptance, could not comprehend what was struggling to realize itself inside her. She understood the loss, but not why it affected her so. -about a tragic real life love story.

 
Some Songs I've Written

All This Time mp3

 

End of This Song mp3

 

Marigolds mp3

 

Satan's Cafe mp3

 

One of These Days mp3 (By The American Cheese Band)

 

 

Other Writing Projects

 

The Blackbird Manifesto

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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